Read Funny Craigslist Ad Of Jay Z's Old Hyphen Looking For Work

Everyone has come across a comical Craigslist ad at least once in their lifetime, and after Jay dropped the hypen from his name, this funny ad doesn't fall short of that category. Read the ad below as it was penned by Hov's old hypen looking for a new job after being dropped (well actually a writer from Funny or Die created it but you get the point).

"Hardworking SBL (Straight Black Line) seeking immediate, full or part-time employment (see recent photo between the words "part" and "time"). Despite being laid off by my previous employer after 19 years of devoted service, I am eager to meet new people and challenge myself professionally. I am experienced in joining two separate words to create a compound word (like "back-stabbing") or multiple words like "Here comes Jay Thinks-he's-so-great-just-because-he's-friends-with-president-Obama-Z."